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Rise of the Guardians Short Films

otakusiren:

Who else thinks that DreamWorks Animation needs to start releasing some short films for Rise of the Guardians

Raise your hand!

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theillustriousmissjo:

This isn’t even me trying to be funny. This is just plain canon.

theillustriousmissjo:

This isn’t even me trying to be funny. This is just plain canon.

Here’s a booty shaking Lego Loki for you

tired-of-injustice:

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dat-chem-nerd:

This is the best picture

dat-chem-nerd:

This is the best picture

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

Halloween themed M!A!s

overlord-alexander:

Going batty: Muse will be a vampire for (anon decides). They can still eat regular food, but that won’t satisfy the thirst, and the muse will grow progressively weaker if they do not drink blood.

Over the moon: Muse will be a werewolf for (anon decides), the symptoms need not only show during the full moon, but rather how the mun decides.

Yer a wizard/witch: Muse gets magical powers for (anon decides), the extent of these are determined by the anon or mun if left unspecified.

Pale as a sheet: The muse might not be dead but they certainly appear to be. The muse’s body will be incorporeal like a ghost’s for (anon decides). The extent to which they can interact with physical objects is up to the mun to decide.

We don’t want zombies in our yard: Muse will have a craving for those tasty brains that people don’t seem to be using much anyway. However, getting to them might prove difficult since the muse also seems to have terrible fine motor skills and becomes quite clumsy. Effects last for (anon decides)

Fallen angel: The muse becomes a demon for (anon decides), if they are already a demon, they instead become an angel for the duration.

Costume party: The muse turns into (anon decides) for (anon decides), who knows what effects this might have?

Broken mirror: The muse has terrible luck for (anon decides). On the plus side, they will now also be followed around by an adorable black cat everywhere they go. Getting rid of the cat will not cause the effect to end and every attempt at harming it will go terribly wrong for the muse. No animal cruelty allowed on this list.

Sweet tooth: The muse will have an insatiable craving for all things sweet, and for candy in particular for (anon decides).

There’s something out there: Muse becomes inexplicably paranoid for (anon decides). They are convinced that there is something out there trying to get them and might even get hallucinations of various things creeping about.

Let’s split up, gang!: No. You don’t choose this option; because it is stupid.

Drow syndrome: The muse suddenly finds themselves very much averse to light and prefers to spend their time in the dark where they can feel comfortable (Anon decides duration).

The dark descent: On the contrary, a muse affected by this spell will become terribly afraid of the dark and might lapse into panic if there are no light sources nearby (anon decides duration).

Please do add more to this list if you can think of anything appropriate!

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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holyophelia:

  • childhood best friends
  • shipwrecked / desert island
  • kipnapping victims
  • subjects of an experiment
  • con artists / card counters
  • arranged to be married
  • survive the apocalypse together
  • parents are engaged
  • birth siblings finding each other
  • stepmother killed our father