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Beatrix Coulson here, but if you call me anything but Trixie I will kill you. Feel free to leave me a message... Unless its about super top secret S.H.I.E.L.D stuff then you should probably ask my Dad.

I LIVE FOR THIS TWITTER BANTER. [x] [x]

Disney Villain sentence starters - Sends one to my muse for their reaction

faerietanith:

  • "Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a man."
  • "It looks like you’re out of ideas."
  • "How can you read this? There’s no pictures."
  • "Come now, I’m being more than generous."
  • I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”
  • "If you’re not with us you’re against us."
  • We wouldn’t want to miss old Daddy’s celebration, now, would we?”
  • "Game. Set. Match."
  • "These people are traitors and must be made examples of."
  • "Come on out and fight!"
  • "I’m surrounded by idiots."
  • "So much for true love!"
  • "Thank you for detaining my victim."
  • "Hiding, are we?"
  • "A lesson needs to be learned here."
  • "You can’t get something for nothing, you know."
  • "Did you hear that, my pet?"
  • "They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch."
  • "How marvelous! How marvelous!"
  • If I can teach a parrot to sing “God Save the Queen,” I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.”
  • "Did you forget who you’re talking to?"
  • "I think this one would be better off stuffed."
  • "We haven’t discussed the subject of payment."
  • "Whoa. Is my hair out?"
  • "Life’s not fair, is it?"
  • "Just name your price, dear."
  • "Insolent… coward!"
  • "No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, I will catch you."

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"Who the hell taught you how to make a bong? This thing is a piece of shit." She laughed as she inspected the mangled plastic bottle. "Go get me another bottle, and another coke can."

mysharona1987:

This about sums it up.

mysharona1987:

This about sums it up.

sieeeee:

apolkadotnerd:

madturbating:

irrisss:

do not ever take a white girl’s iphone

this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype 

DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS. AFTER SHE KNEW HER PURSE-HITS WERE FUTILE SHE FUCKING THREW THAT SHIT ACROSS THE FLOOR AND KICKED HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT ASSHOLE WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REPRODUCE, THEN FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HM IN THE FACE. IN A FUCKING FLOUNCY ASS SKIRT.
THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE TYPES OF GIFS ARE INFINITE 

Nobody’s gonna point out how the lady walking on the left just puts her hands out while walking past like “feck r u guys doin?”

sieeeee:

apolkadotnerd:

madturbating:

irrisss:

do not ever take a white girl’s iphone

this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype 

DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS. AFTER SHE KNEW HER PURSE-HITS WERE FUTILE SHE FUCKING THREW THAT SHIT ACROSS THE FLOOR AND KICKED HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT ASSHOLE WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REPRODUCE, THEN FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HM IN THE FACE. IN A FUCKING FLOUNCY ASS SKIRT.


THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE TYPES OF GIFS ARE INFINITE

Nobody’s gonna point out how the lady walking on the left just puts her hands out while walking past like “feck r u guys doin?”
the-goddamazon:

fun-ta-mental:

telaryn:

This may be the best thing I see all day.

fool me once green nigga fool me once

THOR WAS READY FOR IT

the-goddamazon:

fun-ta-mental:

telaryn:

This may be the best thing I see all day.

fool me once green nigga fool me once

THOR WAS READY FOR IT

AoS + text posts [17/?]

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.