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Beatrix Coulson here, but if you call me anything but Trixie I will kill you. Feel free to leave me a message... Unless its about super top secret S.H.I.E.L.D stuff then you should probably ask my Dad.

dontcallmelegolas:

trixiecoulson:

dontcallmelegolas:

♒ My muse wasn’t looking where they were going and just bumped into yours, spilling their coffee everywhere

Since the Chitauri defeat and the subsequent media attention on the Avengers, Clint hated having to go out in the crowds of New York. His twice daily run in Central Park had been switched to four hours on the treadmill in Stark’s gym and he could no longer use their favourite coffee shop as there were always tabloid press lurking behind twitching newspapers. He had basically become a hermit, albeit a hermit inside a multi million dollar private tower.

Today was different, today he felt he was going stir crazy, so hidden under a baseball cap and his favourite grey hoodie, he ventured out for a run. All was going well, he’d almost finished his usual route and was feeling much better about being out of the Tower and back doing what he used to, when he was certain he hear someone call his name. He turned his head towards the source of the sound, but continued running, ploughing straight into persons unseen. “Aw crap, jeez I’m so sorry.. That was totally my fault.”

trixiecoulson

"Even when she’s asleep." Trixie laughed, "Seriously I shared a bed with her when we went to warped tour, I woke up covered in bruises and not the fun kind."  Trixie bent down to look in the glass display as she spoke.

"A white chocolate mocha and a slice of red velvet cheese cake, if you don’t mind." She asked. Taking their number stand she went over and sat in her usual booth, a corner booth with padded leather seating running along the wall. 

Trixie slid into the booth and tucked her legs underneath her. “So do you normally let your co-agents daughters whisk you away to the dangerous part of town?  Not that you couldn’t handle yourself.”

Clint paid for their order and followed Trixie over to the booth, “you’ve got some real interesting friends. Sounds like fun.”

He stopped to think for a moment when she reminded him that she was Phil’s daughter, yeah, it’s kinda weird. “I gotta admit, this is the first time it’s happened. But then it’s the first time I’ve dumped coffee all over one. And I wouldn’t say this was the dangerous part of town, I used to practically live in the bars around here when I first moved to New York. And I used to live in Brooklyn before I moved to Stark’s place, so y’know.. it’s not really that bad.”

"No, I guess its not." Trixie grinned, her burgundy painted lips stretching over pearly white teeth. "Huh its strange that I haven’t met you sooner then if you’re living with Tony. He and I are old drinking buddies. He knew me when I was still a teenage socialite, took me under his wing and all that shit; made sure I didn’t get too involved in the darker side of things."  As she spoke the waitress brought the order over, Trixie’s eyes lighting up as the cheesecake was laid in front of her.

"Oh my god this is like orgasms but better." She moaned after the first bite of the white and red desert. Realising what she said the piercer shot Clint a sheepish grin. "Sorry."

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archerxunmade:

trixiecoulson:

"I was just referring to the massive coffee stain on your shirt, but if you want to mean two can play at that game Tweety."

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Clint Looked down at the coffee stain and sighed ” Aww, coffee, No. I though I got you out” He pouted slightly before shrugging. ” If I’m Tweety, then you are the freaking Tasmanian Devil”  He shot back playfully, loving the games they played.

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"Not sure how that works, but I’ll take it." Trixie grinned, flipping her hair back over her shoulder. "Besides have you seen Baby Tas, cutest one out of all of ‘em"

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archerxunmade:

trixiecoulson:

"Did you really leave your house looking like that this morning? I mean its certainly a brave move on your part."

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"Says the girl who still dresses like a  punk. The 90’s called, they want their grunge back"

"I was just referring to the massive coffee stain on your shirt, but if you want to mean two can play at that game Tweety."

maddylouboo:

sighdrogen:

 

ghostflo:

cognitivedissonance:

youngblackandvegan:

astoldbywhit:

youngblackandvegan:

nuttyproff:

Timing. 

hey, baby’s gotta eat
black mommy excellence

I don’t support breast feeding in public places. Sorry not sorry. I just think there is a time and place for everything.

the time is when the baby is hungry
and the place is where the mother is able to feed the baby
everyone is always critiquing black motherhood and here we have a black woman not only graduating but giving her baby the nourishment it needs 
i think there’s a time and place for your negativity
and it’s not now and it’s not on this picture

BOOM

people don’t realize that when they say parents shouldn’t breast feed in public they’re really saying “my discomfort and objectification of breasts is more important than your child’s health and survival.” all you fuckers who say this shit should be charged with neglect. you can’t forbid people from feeding their children just cause boobs give weak dudes boners.



Badass!

maddylouboo:

sighdrogen:

 

ghostflo:

cognitivedissonance:

youngblackandvegan:

astoldbywhit:

youngblackandvegan:

nuttyproff:

Timing. 

hey, baby’s gotta eat

black mommy excellence

I don’t support breast feeding in public places. Sorry not sorry. I just think there is a time and place for everything.

the time is when the baby is hungry

and the place is where the mother is able to feed the baby

everyone is always critiquing black motherhood and here we have a black woman not only graduating but giving her baby the nourishment it needs 

i think there’s a time and place for your negativity

and it’s not now and it’s not on this picture

BOOM

people don’t realize that when they say parents shouldn’t breast feed in public they’re really saying “my discomfort and objectification of breasts is more important than your child’s health and survival.” all you fuckers who say this shit should be charged with neglect. you can’t forbid people from feeding their children just cause boobs give weak dudes boners.

Badass!

darkly-stark:

thehumorousace:

harleyspook:

new-ace-on-the-block:

Tiny Dinosaur wanted to help out with awareness so he made a tiny presentation.
Suggestions for improvements are very welcome, he has never made a presentation about asexuality before and he wants to make sure he gets it right.

HE’S WEARING AN ACE RING AS A NECKLACE HOW C U T E

i’m 80% sure i’ve reblogged this before but it is the only thing that matters

In case any of you were confused on Mun’s sexuality…

You ain’t real if you haven’t had your hair washed in a kitchen sink

bullfinch:

the thing about “destroy all bronies” is you choose to be a brony

you’re not born a fucking brony

you choose to be associated with rape apologists, misogynists, racists, ableists, and homophobic dickhats

so if you label yourself as a brony i’m going to assume you’re a piece of shit, just like literally every other brony

like mlp? fine. call yourself a fan

if you call yourself a brony i’m 100% sure you’re a fucking trash wizard

inthedarktogether:

trixiecoulson:

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"Actually I can, and besides which I’m dropping off my Dad’s lunch. So unless you want him to starve, I suggest you move out of my way."

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"You can leave it out here. He’s in a very important meeting and made it more than clear that there were to be no interruptions. No exceptions.”

"The fact that he’s been texting me for the last fifteen minutes says other wise. So back. The. Fuck. Off."

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

inthedarktogether:

trixiecoulson; redfacsimile; usedtobeprinceloki

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"Hey! You can’t go in th— you’re so not even listening me are you?!"

"Actually I can, and besides which I’m dropping off my Dad’s lunch. So unless you want him to starve, I suggest you move out of my way."