- "Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a man."
- "It looks like you’re out of ideas."
- "How can you read this? There’s no pictures."
- "Come now, I’m being more than generous."
- “I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”
- "If you’re not with us you’re against us."
- “We wouldn’t want to miss old Daddy’s celebration, now, would we?”
- "Game. Set. Match."
- "These people are traitors and must be made examples of."
- "Come on out and fight!"
- "I’m surrounded by idiots."
- "So much for true love!"
- "Thank you for detaining my victim."
- "Hiding, are we?"
- "A lesson needs to be learned here."
- "You can’t get something for nothing, you know."
- "Did you hear that, my pet?"
- "They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch."
- "How marvelous! How marvelous!"
- “If I can teach a parrot to sing “God Save the Queen,” I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.”
- "Did you forget who you’re talking to?"
- "I think this one would be better off stuffed."
- "We haven’t discussed the subject of payment."
- "Whoa. Is my hair out?"
- "Life’s not fair, is it?"
- "Just name your price, dear."
- "Insolent… coward!"
- "No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, I will catch you."
"Who the hell taught you how to make a bong? This thing is a piece of shit." She laughed as she inspected the mangled plastic bottle. "Go get me another bottle, and another coke can."
do not ever take a white girl’s iphone
this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype
DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS. AFTER SHE KNEW HER PURSE-HITS WERE FUTILE SHE FUCKING THREW THAT SHIT ACROSS THE FLOOR AND KICKED HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT ASSHOLE WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REPRODUCE, THEN FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HM IN THE FACE. IN A FUCKING FLOUNCY ASS SKIRT.
THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE TYPES OF GIFS ARE INFINITENobody’s gonna point out how the lady walking on the left just puts her hands out while walking past like “feck r u guys doin?”
This may be the best thing I see all day.
fool me once green nigga fool me once
THOR WAS READY FOR IT
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case